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He can't run away from his responsibilities.
tamagotchi
F5.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
Nothing.
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Stephen Hawking's personal gym.
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Stephen Hawking
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Stephen Walkin
He writes scary stories.
He never changes his position.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking's
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He knows a lot about black holes
Stephen Talking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Because he's white.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Parkinson's
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
His left shoulder
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."
Right under the children's noses
Me: I love you.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Tiger Woods has a better driver
He doesn't know how to turn things down
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
The feet.
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
He loves his pot.
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
A Walkie Talkie
A walkie talkie.
