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He can't run away from his responsibilities.
tamagotchi
F5.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
Nothing.
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Stephen Hawking's personal gym.
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Stephen Hawking
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Stephen Walkin
He writes scary stories.
He never changes his position.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking's
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He knows a lot about black holes
Stephen Talking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Because he's white.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Parkinson's
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
His left shoulder
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."
A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
A: A wind tunnel.
Santa stops at three hoes.
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
Around the ankles and wrists :D
Oops. Wrong subreddit!
Its one of his joke.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
The wheelchair
Cancer!
