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He can't run away from his responsibilities.
tamagotchi
F5.
Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
Nothing.
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
Stephen Hawking's personal gym.
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Stephen Hawking
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Stephen Walkin
He writes scary stories.
He never changes his position.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking's
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
He knows a lot about black holes
Stephen Talking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Because he's white.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Parkinson's
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
His left shoulder
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."
The steering wheel.
A STD.
A pair of polegics!
Meals on wheels
but we would never know because he couldn't stand up
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
looks over both shoulders....
Short John Silver!
Piece of cake.
A gras shopper.
A Buddha Pest.
He's been living under The Rock.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Prison
