What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.