What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction