What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.