What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.