What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.