What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

log log log log log log log log log...

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.