What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!