What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.