What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.