What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11