What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

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What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

Apollo Jokes More Apollo Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11