What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"