Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Minnesota.
They'll have no one to sell it to.
Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
My sister.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!
Buy high sell higher.
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The store guard.
An Armadealer
Un phrarmachien!
Boom
They believe in a single-pair system.
He only sold left wings.
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.
What did you think it would be, you racist?
He put it up Fur Elise!
A florist.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.
The htc M8. Oi mate
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
He wanted to make some doe!
So he could make his 4Chan.
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
Pound an alarm
Dead men sell no snails!
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
It was sold to the highest Buddha.
Do you sell flip-flips?"
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.
A re-cyclist.
The Bad Habit.
He was baroque.
By selling your camera.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.
Dr. Pepe
artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence
Because his mixtape was to die for...
A pharmacist, you racist.
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."
He said : "Nah amine"
A: He was selling quack.
A: Because he was baroque.
Clay Aiken.
A crustacean.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao
It was selling coke.
Because they are sold out to crackers!
By selling your guitar.
A small arms dealer.
DLC.
Usually purr can !
A bus
Because they sell more tickets!
It's a shifty business.
Insufficient funds.
McBongald's
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Nice doing business with you!"
They were selling quack in the park.
Turned down 4 watt
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
A Wind-up Merchant.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
He had to get plaid.
because polly wanted a cracker
They both sell G-strings
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because they all add up!
A sailor.
An entrepruner.
He was a pharmacist.
Selfridges.
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
Face value.
A satisfactory
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Let's Google it.
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
A: Scratch Paper!
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
A: Change.
Inward
Fire.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Because she's a woman.
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
