Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
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Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
Some people are against shooting guns.
The gun gets triggered.
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
A potential suspect.
Put them inside a woman's body.
A gun has one trigger.
They can't handle the trigger!
Put the gun down!
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
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You call him "sir".
Recoil
You must not bring either to the movies.
A smoothbore.
A gun.
A Five-seven.
That's right. 10.
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
More guns!
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
A Clock-18
Because they carry guns instead
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
Militia Etheridge
BeeBee guns
SCAR-L
You can silence a gun.
Armin Van Buren.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
More guns.
A: More guns.
mainly SMALL ARMS.
No, with 8 black men and a gun."
Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
gun hangs head & turns around
A gun only has one trigger.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.
Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."
A gun actually does something when triggered.
A nail gun
the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Felons can't buy guns
A water gun.
You can buy a silencer for a gun
Because they could only draw guns.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(
A shooting star
They both go PEW PEW PEW
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.
The gun has only one trigger
Shoot the people pushing it.
He got fired.
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
They are very loud when triggered.
A moosecut!
Amazon of a gun !
They can't handle the triggers.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Because it's bangs were getting long!
Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.
Oh shoot, I forgot...
The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...
Gold digging
Podcasts.
So we can think about a solution in silence
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D
I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.
A nail gun.
Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
