What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns