What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.