What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!