Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.