Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.