Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.