Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.