Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.