How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.