How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.