What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.