Fry Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What's the hardest part about stir-frying vegetables?

You're gonna need a hell of a big wok to fit a wheelchair.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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None of your beeswax!"

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

How does french cheese expire?

From age

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!