What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)