What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic