What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.