What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

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What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."