What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."