What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please