What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

Previous Random Joke Next

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Chav Jokes More Chav Jokes

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."