What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

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What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.