What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride?

The ferrous wheel.