How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.