What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...