What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.