What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

How far along are you?

ME: 5 stops.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)