What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't