Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !