Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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There's no jack

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They always steal the green card.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside