Because someone's always on the deck!
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You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Dont fret about it.
Yolko Oh-no
Because he was cremated
He's been underground for five years now.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
He couldn't pay for Baal
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
Tequila"
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
A groan man.
A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.