21 Jokes

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.

Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

22 Jokes More 22 Jokes

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Bad Pun Jokes More Bad Pun Jokes

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.

What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.

Fellow Jokes More Fellow Jokes

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.