What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Au!"

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "