What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"