What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "