What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"