What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ?

Craig in the wall !

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant