What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !