A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Infantacide
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
Use the forks Luke.
