What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.