Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
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Use the fork, Luke.
With a fork
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
There was a fork in the road.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Princess Arielephant
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
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It wanted to have a good tine.
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Use the forks Luke.
Where there is a fork in the road.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why don't you fork off
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
A fork
They speak with forked tongues !
Thrown out of the petting zoo.
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Put a steering wheel in front of them
Disoriented.
What Men Know About Women
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
a handshake!
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Your car.
because she was a woman!
In Iraq.
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'
Thank you I'll just have a slither.
All rice, all rice, all rice
because they cant find the point.
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
