Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Use the fork, Luke.
With a fork
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
There was a fork in the road.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Princess Arielephant
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It wanted to have a good tine.
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Use the forks Luke.
Where there is a fork in the road.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why don't you fork off
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
A fork
They speak with forked tongues !
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Coloured eggrolls!
It'll Dimsum.
to raise his spirits
It raises a stink!
A: They can both drive you crazy.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Lefty!
They both let me stick it in only one place.
They don't want to leave their brothers behind
Cant-elope :D
A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
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Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Stick a plunger in the toilet
