Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off