Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.