Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)