Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*