Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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SHORYUKEN***

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What are those?

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.