Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.