Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What are those?

The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*