Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
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Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*