Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders