Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.