Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.