Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.