Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.