Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary