Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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Cuatro cincos.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room