Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.