What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.