What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot