What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot