What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.