What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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A bulldozer

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

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What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.