What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Skyrim Jokes More Skyrim Jokes

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.