What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."