What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.