What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."