What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Darling Jokes More Darling Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."