Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood