Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

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What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.