Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......