Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.