Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.