Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.