Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Elvis Jokes More Elvis Jokes

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.