Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.