Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.