What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.