What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Who did they cast as the Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28