What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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Why was 56 scared?

Because 28 8 1.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28