Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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A: MOVIES!
Bark Roofalo
If you break a leg, you get cast
A: All of them.
Shaking Bad.
A Juand
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
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Cast Away
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
His leg was in a cast.
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E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Que Que Que
BeCause it's to cold, long a swim
When they are read.
Coz 'e-mmental!
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
Barbie Q !
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .
Goddamn right.
