Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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Coffee Mug
A: MOVIES!
Bark Roofalo
If you break a leg, you get cast
A: All of them.
Shaking Bad.
A Juand
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
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Cast Away
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
His leg was in a cast.
Give him test tickles.
Because Ken always came in another box.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
You must not bring either to the movies.
You have to read ursine.
He went oui, oui.
A full set of teeth
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
S-O-N-Y
Too many cheetahs.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
HeHe
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
It's more fun to break wind
