Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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Coffee Mug
A: MOVIES!
Bark Roofalo
If you break a leg, you get cast
A: All of them.
Shaking Bad.
A Juand
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
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Cast Away
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
His leg was in a cast.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
A: He's the one with a duck.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Nothing.
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
Hispanic at the Disco
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
Shake N' Bake.
He uses the finest ingredients.
A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe
Laughing stalk
Because Ken came in a different box.
I want to know her secret
Silence of the Limbs
