Cast Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Who did they cast as the Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Hehe Jokes More Hehe Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!