Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Tolkien Jokes More Tolkien Jokes

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Lord Rings Jokes More Lord Rings Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Merit Jokes More Merit Jokes

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!