Let it ring.
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Give me a ring sometime.
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Air Conditioning
Show him what you're made of!
Too soon
The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D
Lord of the Rings.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
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Remove the ring and your house is gone.
A ferrous wheel.
They never expect a ring
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
It put a ring on it.
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
He gave her a ring.
Someone's ring gets broken.
Because he was bored of the rings!
He was a master of blocking attacks.
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
Legolas
Force of Hobbit.
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Lord of the Rings
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Ray Charles answering the iron
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
In the ring.
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.
Ring him while he's ironing...
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
A BOring
I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.
After the ring, you wake up!
The former owner of a Note 7
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Because he liked it.
They both have rings!
An ex-boxer.
Hit the sack.
It's your dad.
because he is a Boxer
Syrian Mckellen
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
Cause' freedom RINGS!
I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.
A dumbbell.
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Because they both have rings.
A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
B-room service.
Because freedom rings.
By telling them knock knock jokes!
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Freedom of speech
Most weddings happen in June.
Because they cantaloupe.
edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
The ring bearer had an erection.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Some people think God is real.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Because they work.
