Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.