Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!