Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.