When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European