When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position