When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European