How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

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How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid