How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

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How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid