How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

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How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

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How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.