How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

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How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.