How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

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How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.