Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.