Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.