Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.