Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.