Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."