Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas