Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."