Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."