Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"