Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Nephew Jokes More Nephew Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.