Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Nephew Jokes More Nephew Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.