Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Nephew Jokes More Nephew Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss