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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Nephew Jokes More Nephew Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Background Jokes More Background Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out