Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"