Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !