Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

How do you compliment a pickle rapper's verse?

That was dill!