What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.