Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.