Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.