Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.