Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.